things i never understand..

my dear malay friends,i am about to warn u this post is non halal=PP
i am going to tell about

things i never understand that are related to pig/pork:
-i wonder why pigs always give ppl(except me n my bro) an impression that they're stupid.to me,they're just lazy but not stupid.
-the best part is the most fattening part--skin n fats=)
-eventhough it's the best part(skin n fat),ppl tend to throw it away/cut it out before eating it.(i only throw away the fats tho.haha)
-usually ppl who throw away the best part likes to take the one with the BIGEST surface area of skin n THICKEST fat.(it's based on my long term observation)if they wanna throw it away,why dont just take a smaller piece.
-A:what does it taste like??
B:it tastes like chicken.
are you sure??pork never taste like chicken but why ppl always say that?
to me,it's totally diff.everything,the texture,taste....yummy=)

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